Thursday, August 9. Art Fuck.
Hey… I love you.
I know we just met but I’ve never felt this way about someone before… and I want this to last. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to travel to Paris with you and throw crepes at French children. I want to kidnap some of those children on the off chance that one of their dads is Liam Neeson. Because Liam Neeson is badass and I want to meet him when he comes looking for his children.
I want Liam Neeson to preside over our wedding.
But most of all… I want you to come to this month’s ART FUCK.
Hosted by Matt Ingebretson.
Oh, and it’s FREE.
AND IT’S AT 10 PM DON’T FORGET THAT 10 PM!