Thursday, August 9. Art Fuck.

Hey… I love you.

I know we just met but I’ve never felt this way about someone before… and I want this to last. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to travel to Paris with you and throw crepes at French children. I want to kidnap some of those children on the off chance that one of their dads is Liam Neeson. Because Liam Neeson is badass and I want to meet him when he comes looking for his children.

I want Liam Neeson to preside over our wedding.

But most of all… I want you to come to this month’s ART FUCK.

Featuring:

Howard Kremer
Ryan Stout
Andy Haynes
Eliza Skinner
Eli Olsberg
Jeff Wattenhofer
David Venhuizen

Hosted by Matt Ingebretson.

Oh, and it’s FREE.

AND IT’S AT 10 PM DON’T FORGET THAT 10 PM!

LIAM NEESON!